DATE / TIME: Thursday, April 2, 2026 7:30 pm

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales – So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now! Avast!

Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” – The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly
“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” – Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!

★★★★★ “A raft of cracking anecdotes” Mail on Sunday
★★★★ “Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots” Evening Standard
★★★★ “Entertaining audiences with stories that are eclectic” The I
“Baker is at ease on stage” The Times
“It’s hard not to marvel at the flow” The Guardian

AGE: 16 +

GENRE: Comedy

PRICE: £31

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